Okay, so Christmas was over and Rob and I had a long flight and even longer day at work ahead of us. At the gate, they pulled us aside and took away our boarding passes…only to be replaced by business class seats! We were beside ourselves and, I’m afraid, made it all too obvious that we had NEVER been in business class seats. Conversation: Flight attendant: ”Excuse me sir…” Rob: ”Oh, we got upgraded!” Flight attendant: ”It happens. Now may I take your coats?” Before the plane started moving I’d already opened my goodie bag, read the menu through at least three times, debated which glass of wine would go best with my meal, reclined my seat into a bed and back up again, etc. Now, we just have to make some serious money so we never have to mix with the plebs in economy class again!
1 month ago